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Protected by F*** Around and Find Out Surveillance Wood Car Charm

Sale price$18.99

100% Quality Gaurentee

We're proud of our work, and build products that reflect the highest standards in our industry. If for any reason your item does not meet those standards upon arrival, we will arrange to have your sign fixed or remade at no cost to you.

This sign has its origins in a meme that went around in 2022 featuring a man who had drawn the words on a piece of cardboard in front of his tent! This more modern version is printed piece of light, warm birch and makes a great gift for anyone who's just a little too protective of their stuff!

Perfect for a car mirror or even a Christmas ornament.  Bulk pricing available!


3"x3", 1/4" thick




Stretchy Ribbon


Gifts for Lakers, Christmas

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