{"product_id":"retired-definition-ornament","title":"Retired Definition Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003eRetirement is the one goodbye people actually throw a party for. After years of early alarms, deadlines, and meetings, it is finally their turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis 4-inch wood Retired Definition Ornament is engraved with a definition every retiree can get behind: enjoying life, travelling, and “not my problem anymore.” A raised white rocking chair adds dimension, and it hangs from a white ribbon. Made in our Saskatchewan shop, it is a funny retirement gift for a coworker, friend, boss, teacher, or family member.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey earned the view.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sticks and Doodles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40784651157600,"sku":"60649056","price":22.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0252\/3116\/3488\/files\/9-A7406435.jpg?v=1788738985","url":"https:\/\/sticksanddoodles.com\/products\/retired-definition-ornament","provider":"Sticks \u0026 Doodles","version":"1.0","type":"link"}