The Plant That Never Dies Dimensional Wood Sign
Proudly Handcrafted on the Canadian Prairies
Visit our Store at 2406 Victoria Ave E in Regina SK
Description
Meet The Plant That Never Dies—the only plant you’ll never kill, because, well… it’s already dead! ☠️
For the self-proclaimed “plant parent” (whatever that means) who’s secretly better at turning green things brown than nurturing a thriving jungle, this one’s for you.
No watering schedules, no perfect light conditions, and no awkward conversations with your houseplants about why they look half-dead. This is the one “plant” you can’t overwater, underwater, or just… you know, straight-up murder.
No need to name it, sing to it, or make heartfelt apologies for your neglect—it’s here to stay, through thick and thin.
Perfect for anyone who’s single-handedly created more compost than they’d like to admit, or who’s somehow managed to kill a cactus (which, frankly, deserves a medal).
Finally, a plant you can proudly forget about. No more panic when someone says, “How’s your monstera doing?” while you wonder if it’s too soon to hold a memorial.
This beauty is beyond the need for sunlight, TLC, or even a pulse. It’s here forever, lush and unbothered.
FAQs
Guarantee
We stand behind the quality of every handcrafted piece! Questions? Email us at hello@sticksanddoodles.com.
Product Care
Our high-quality woods and paints are durable, but avoid excess moisture. Need touch-up paints or repair advice? Message us!
Local Pickup
Pick up your order at 2406 Victoria Ave E, Regina.
Local Delivery
Delivery available in Regina, White City, and Pilot Butte—select at checkout!
Shipping
$9 shipping available with free shipping at $200. No need to pick a courier, we will choose the best one for your order.
Social Media Sharing
Tag @sticksanddoodles when sharing your items! We love featuring your posts.
Materials & Attachments
Attachment(s)
Material(s)
Returns
Our Promise
If at any time you have an issue with a Sticks & Doodles made product you just give us a call and we will find a way to help ya out!
Personalized Items
If there’s an issue with your order, let us know within 15 days! If it’s our mistake, we’ll make it right—no questions asked. If something else happened or it’s been longer than 15 days, still reach out! We’ll do everything we can to help.
Non-Personalized Items:
Can be returned with a receipt in original packaging within 15 days.
Christmas & Year-Dated Products:
Cannot be returned after December 23rd of that year.
Contact Us:
For any issues, email us at hello@sticksanddoodles.com with details and photos.
Seasonal Products:
Final sale after the holiday date.
Meet The Plant That Never Dies—the only plant you’ll never kill, because, well… it’s already dead! ☠️
For the self-proclaimed “plant parent” (whatever that means) who’s secretly better at turning green things brown than nurturing a thriving jungle, this one’s for you.
No watering schedules, no perfect light conditions, and no awkward conversations with your houseplants about why they look half-dead. This is the one “plant” you can’t overwater, underwater, or just… you know, straight-up murder.
No need to name it, sing to it, or make heartfelt apologies for your neglect—it’s here to stay, through thick and thin.
Perfect for anyone who’s single-handedly created more compost than they’d like to admit, or who’s somehow managed to kill a cactus (which, frankly, deserves a medal).
Finally, a plant you can proudly forget about. No more panic when someone says, “How’s your monstera doing?” while you wonder if it’s too soon to hold a memorial.
This beauty is beyond the need for sunlight, TLC, or even a pulse. It’s here forever, lush and unbothered.
Guarantee
We stand behind the quality of every handcrafted piece! Questions? Email us at hello@sticksanddoodles.com.
Product Care
Our high-quality woods and paints are durable, but avoid excess moisture. Need touch-up paints or repair advice? Message us!
Local Pickup
Pick up your order at 2406 Victoria Ave E, Regina.
Local Delivery
Delivery available in Regina, White City, and Pilot Butte—select at checkout!
Shipping
$9 shipping available with free shipping at $200. No need to pick a courier, we will choose the best one for your order.
Social Media Sharing
Tag @sticksanddoodles when sharing your items! We love featuring your posts.
Attachment(s)
Material(s)
Our Promise
If at any time you have an issue with a Sticks & Doodles made product you just give us a call and we will find a way to help ya out!
Personalized Items
If there’s an issue with your order, let us know within 15 days! If it’s our mistake, we’ll make it right—no questions asked. If something else happened or it’s been longer than 15 days, still reach out! We’ll do everything we can to help.
Non-Personalized Items:
Can be returned with a receipt in original packaging within 15 days.
Christmas & Year-Dated Products:
Cannot be returned after December 23rd of that year.
Contact Us:
For any issues, email us at hello@sticksanddoodles.com with details and photos.
Seasonal Products:
Final sale after the holiday date.