Retired Definition Ornament
Not your problem anymore.
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In-stock pieces are typically ready for pickup or shipping the next business day.
Personalized pieces are typically ready in about one week.
Build time is before shipping. We’ll let you know when your order is ready for pickup or on its way.
Did you know? You can mix and match eligible products to reach quantity discounts.
| QTY | Discount | $/Each |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 0% | |
| 5+ | 12% | |
| 10+ | 15% | |
| 20+ | 20% | |
| 50+ | 25% | |
| 100+ | 30% |
Quantity discounts apply to the ornament price only. Add-ons are priced separately.
Discounts over 20% cannot be combined with other discount codes.
Retirement is the one goodbye people actually throw a party for. After years of early alarms, deadlines, and meetings, it is finally their turn.
This 4-inch wood Retired Definition Ornament is engraved with a definition every retiree can get behind: enjoying life, travelling, and “not my problem anymore.” A raised white rocking chair adds dimension, and it hangs from a white ribbon. Made in our Saskatchewan shop, it is a funny retirement gift for a coworker, friend, boss, teacher, or family member.
They earned the view.
Shipping, Returns, & Local Pickup
Shipping Options
Local Pickup
Pick up your order for free from our store at at 2406 Victoria Ave E, Regina - we'd love to see you!
Shipping
We offer a $14.99 for shipping anywhere in Canada or the USA. Free shipping is available for any orders over $250.
No need to pick a courier, we will always choose the best one for your order.
Social Media Sharing
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Returns
Product Care
Our high-quality woods and paints are durable, but avoid excess moisture. Need touch-up paints or repair advice? Message us!
If at any time you have an issue with a Sticks & Doodles made product you just give us a call and we will find a way to help you out!
Personalized Items
If there’s an issue with your order, let us know within 15 days! If it’s our mistake, we’ll make it right—no questions asked. If something else happened or it’s been longer than 15 days, still reach out! We’ll do everything we can to help.
Non-Personalized Items:
Can be returned with a receipt in original packaging within 15 days.
Christmas & Year-Dated Products:
Cannot be returned after December 23rd of that year.
Contact Us:
For any issues, email us at hello@sticksanddoodles.com with details and photos.
Seasonal Products:
Final sale after the holiday date.
Our Guarantee
Our Guarantee: Even Better in Person.
A lot of websites use fancy photos to sell cheap products. We don’t.
In fact, we’re so confident in our craftsmanship that we guarantee your piece will look even better in person than in any photo.
If you don’t love it, call us. We stand behind every piece we make and will do everything we can to make it right.
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The Sticks & Doodles Story
It all started in a basement.
In 2019, we started in a Regina basement with a couple of tools, a lot of grit, and a passion for making people smile. Five years later, with the support of our incredible team, community, and customers, we’ve grown from that tiny basement to a flagship studio and store in East Regina, Saskatchewan. While much has changed, our heart remains the same—celebrating stories, connections, and the moments that make life special. Thank you for supporting our dream. – Kyle & Danelle, Co-Founders